The Epic' (2013) Movie Review

Reviewed By London-City-Nights: How do you judge the success of a children's film? I saw it with a
My Photocinema full of kids who laughed (though not uproariously) at the jokes, shut up for the emotional parts and I didn't see any particularly miserable children on the way out. There's certainly a convincing argument to be made that if a film aimed at children succeeds in entertaining them then it's a success. So what separates, say, Finding Nemo and Shark Tale? What's the quality that makes Kung-Fu Panda so much fun to watch and Bee Movie so dire? To young children the difference is intangible, but even so, deep down they must sense the difference in quality. Why else would films like Wall-E be so beloved and Robots (by the same director as Epic) be so forgotten? Epic firmly lands on the Shark Tale and Bee Movie side of this argument. It's an aggressively generic animated film by numbers, populated by stereotypes with the vaguest possible emotional motivation, comedy animal sidekicks and a yawning void when you search for
So um, here are your characters. It pretty much goes from left to right in terms of 'wackiness'.
any thematic meat to bite into. The plot: war in fairyland. Deep within the forest there's a conflict going on between the good hearted and pure Leafmen and the sinisterly degenerate Boggans. This goes on unnoticed by the human world due to the fact that they're so small and because they move much faster than humans. Thrown into this turmoil is the 17 year old Mary Katherine, who gets shrunken, saddled with the task of delivering the blossom of power to the mystical caterpillar tree and must go on a voyage of personal growth where she learns that... Huh. An hour after the film I can't remember. It's a meaningless. platitude like 'be who you are' or 'love your Dad' Something like that. You know the drill. I like to think it's possible to detect when a film has been created with passion and intelligence rather than to make money. In Pixar's best films you detect a distinct artistic vision that everybody involved in the film is working towards. I don't want to come across as some Pixar snob though, when it comes to 3D animated films though, both Dreamworks and Disney have deeply impressed in fantastic films like How to Train You
Queen Tara (Beyonce Knowles)
Dragon and Wreck-It Ralph. Unfortunately there is no inspiration whatsoever in Epic, you could feed these plot elements into a computer and have it spit out a rough simulacrum of what happens in this film. It's somehow especially more tragic for a big budget, mainstream animated release to be so bland. The people making this film had the budget and the means to put their wildest, most original fantasies on screen, but what you end up with is a jumble of imagery appropriated from other films; namely Disney's Tinker Bell series and 1992's Ferngully: Secret of the Last Rainforest. Throughout I found myself
wondering what the film would have been like if there'd been someone with a distinct artistic vision behind it, or a script that subtly raised issues even slightly more complex than growth = good and decay = bad. One of my favourite recent trends in films aimed at children is the absence of unambiguous evil. My favourite example is Pixar's Ratatouille, where villain Anton Ego undergoes a total transformation purely through the talent and good nature of the protagonists. More complex examples are found throughout the work of Hayao Miyazaki, with films like Princess Mononoke presenting multiple sides of a conflict in world populated with characters with actual reasons behind their actions other than that they're
The villainous and two-dimensional Mandrake (Christoph Waltz)
intrinsically 'good' or 'bad'. There's none of this in Epic. The entirety of the villain's society is presented as irredeemably corrupt and everyone involved in it is under a presumptive death sentence, including, presumably, the soldiers' offscreen wives and children. It's deeply unattractive to see our heroes crowing in joy as they watch someone get eaten alive by a dog purely by dint of them being born on the wrong side of a conflict. What makes feel even ickier is that the villain's philosophy that the forest needs rot and decay is absolutely correct. Without decomposition where are the nutrients in the soil to allow our heroes
to live in their sunny tree houses? But all of this this is swept neatly under the rug in favour of a dull Manichaean conflict that has no tension, no intelligence and no thought behind it. Perhaps this would be tolerable if Epic was at least entertaining to look at, but you've seen this all before. When you consider the leap forward in animation techniques that Brave represented last year, it even looks slightly dated, especially in regards to character design (specifically their hair). There are some interesting elements in the action scenes, one chase scene that exploits the difference in time between the fairy world and the human race approaches a low level of fun, and the brief scenes where the shrunken Mary Katherine
Professor Bomba (Jason Sudekelis) and Mary Katharine (Amanda Seyfried)
learns she can jump higher are vaguely exhilarating, but this just isn't enough to carry a film. If you like animated films with personality, artistic vision and intelligence don't go and see Epic. I'm sure Blue Sky are perfectly capable of putting out some fantastic work but the more money this makes, the more it'll encourage them to continue in this dire vein. Epic is the very definition of inconsequential, the cinematic equivalent of fast food, bland and completely lacking in nutrition. Audiences, adult and child alike, deserve cinema a hell of a lot better than this. Source: http://www.londoncitynights.com/
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The Big Wedding' (2013) Directed By Justin Zackham

By London-City-Nights, I wasn't exactly looking forward to seeing The Big Wedding. It currently sits at a near rock-bottom 8% on the Rotten Tomatometer, with critics variously describing it as "bland", "vulgar", "witless", "tired" and "dated". This, coupled with the fact that the screening I was booked to attend meant I had to be up 9am on Sunday morning, a time when I'd really rather be eating toast and reading the paper. Then there's my long-held dislike of wedding films. The same tired old jokes, the boring caricatures, the plot locked on rails and the cute kids/dogs - it makes me so tired. What happens in The Big Wedding is such a tired old jumble of cliches and crappy sitcom contrivances that it's honestly not worth outlining. There's a wedding and some things go wrong, you know the deal. But annoyingly, The Big Wedding doesn't even do me the favour of being completely terrible. Don't read this any kind of recommendation, this is a bad film, but it's bad in that numbs you into bovine docility rather into arousing anger. It achieves this primarily through the star-studded cast. Robert De Niro, Susan Sarandon, Robin
Everything forgiven, his soul white as snow. 
Williams and Diane Keaton provide heavyweight star quality, and bringing up the rear are capable actors Amanda Seyfried, Topher Grace, Katherine Heigl and Ben Barnes. This is a comforting blanket of stardom you can draw up around yourself as you watch this, each of the heavyweights bringing with them a hard-earned cinematic gravitas. Whether or not De Niro is actually doing anything interesting in a scene, you trace the craggy lines of his face with your eyes, trying to pick out what remains of the electric Johnny Boy from Mean Streets. I was particularly interested in Diane Keaton, as I'd coincidentally watched Woody Allen's Manhattan the night before the screening, and wanted to see if she was still as funny (answer: difficult to tell). Keeping all these classics of cinema in mind subtly helps the film, but then very quickly you realise you're not judging it on its own merits. Aside from its cast, the film doesn't actually have many merits. Honestly, it really has no real reason to exist at all. It's visually deadly dull,
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Women snub men with 'great sense of humour'


London, (ANI): Women prefer adventurous men rather than those with a great sense of humour when looking for love online. Over a third of females put adventure top of their list, with only 29 percent going for laughs, the Daily Star reported. Ian Linaker of grooming brand Scaramouche 'n' Fandango, who carried out a nationwide poll, said: "It seems women may want to be friends with the funny man, but they do not want to date him." (ANI) Source: News-Track-IndiaImage: flickr.com
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